I have a headache from coughing this much, this is gay as fuck. I hate being sick so fucking much 😔

dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

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imaginebaggins:

Russell Brand Messiah Complex

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ultrafacts:

8 facts about the Harry Potter Movies.

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illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

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ziggzaggoon:

I still don’t understand why political parties are called “parties”. like where is the beer? who wants to pop bottles? why isn’t barack playing pong with me? did Romney just roll a joint? nobody knows

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salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

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