walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

(via probablyapyro)

psybelius:

I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER

(via typical-boyband)

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:








Remember when Obama brought them home?



This post got so much better

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:

Remember when Obama brought them home?

This post got so much better

(via probablyapyro)

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(via dumbpost)

rlyhigh:

kinda wanna bang ur head against a wall kinda wanna bang u against a wall

(via definitelynotlex)

twistedtheuntoldstory:

life-moves-on-asdoesthesadness:

little-miss-sunshine35:

juststrokemyglabella:

f1ipster:

danisactuallycry:

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

Saturn was NOT a single lady.

"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."

you should not hit dogs

This made me smile

I didn’t know elephants eat that…

giraffes are heartless animals

(via zoozooty)

queenofbeerss:

Me packing lunch

queenofbeerss:

Me packing lunch

(via jesuschristvevo)

h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

(via zackisontumblr)

alilnugget:

Wow the nerve these moms have… Taking their children to the park.. I’m trying to smoke drugs here god

(via sluttyteenwolf)

citgo:

so about my huge ass dick

(via zackisontumblr)

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